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Ize ish da Birfdey Boy

Wows My birfdey wuz yeshdadey. Iz ish 13 yeerses old. Momma gaves meeses snax of freshes cutz ups chixen. sheese sayez dat dere ish freshes cutz lox.Iz ish not shures wats dat ish butz sheese wood nevers tink ta giveses meeses sumtin bads fer meeses. Ifs dereses enufs Izz miteses shareses sum wit my broders n hissters. ifs dey ares gud. mrowl, mrowl. Izz amz sow happies wit myz momma n da rest ofs myz furmily. izz ish a berry luky cat. izz knoes dat not alls kitties ares az luky asz weeses alls ares. mys fursht hume washnt sow gud. mys human waz wut momma calledes a krakput. Hes ulweys tullings not truses sturees bout meeses n peeepsels wuz tinkins izz wuz a bads kittie. Alls izz wunteds wuz a peeepsel hoo wud luves meeses n letes meeses luves dem. rites affur mys furs birfdey mys human gives meeses aways No reshun jusht dint wunt meeses any moores. Wells mys luk wuz luukin ups. hes gives meeses toos sumones who knoed exaksly wut ta doos wit meeses. dis gurls mommy reelyes wunteds a Siamese cats n izz gut brut heer. I haz bins so happys izz nevers wuntz toos askes fur anyting evers agin. I ish a gud kittie, izz staysed insides da huse becuz gud kittiesduntz gooz outssideses. itshed danderush outz dere.Dis ish da besht furevr hume any kittie cud wunt. Weeses ares da luk-e-eshts furmily o catteses anywur. wulls dank uze alls fur lisnin wileses izz tells da wurld how luky weese alls ares.
mrowl n head buttz to alls .mrowl.
dankee toos uze alls
Da Jakemeister
purry purry purr,
Dank uze momma n poppa. uze ish da besht!!!!!!!!!Jake, n da babiesh

Happy Sunny day

Well toosdays is Sunsday ands nitz iz a day ofs rest. That iz whats meese an my bunch o tails iz doin toooday. My momma iznt feelzin grate soo weese iz beein goods tooday. I iz slleepin next to my momma. i beein a gudz boy. toomurrow ize timez enuff to caws catlamity.

Bed time

I donts knoes. all my hissters and broders are all ready to get into troubles butts ize iz siitin nexes toos my momma and waitin fur hers toos turrn offs da lit. Im tired. Dis iz mys speall time wit momma. We cuddle and sheese theel meese how muchs sheese luvs me. i guesses whens dey gets az old az meese den maybees dey wood funder stans. Goodnitez to all myz kitty furiends. Tomorroe is a fish day.
Purrs